😴 Status: Sleeping
Moritz
Chief Napping Officer
"I eat. I sleep. I occasionally open one eye to check if the food bowl is full. My life goal? Never having to move again – unless it's to a bigger couch. I deserve wealth. Obviously."
🍽️ Status: Hungry
Eddy
Head of Acquisitions
"Lean. Fast. Permanently hungry. I've calculated that if each human on the internet sends just 1 Satoshi, we can afford premium tuna for 847 years. I have done the math. Send it."
